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12th August 2012

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Proving My Point Through “Urban Dictionary”

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1.gypsy2854 up, 1652 down

Fucking scum of the earth (not the traditional gypsies, but the cunts found all over the United Kingdom.)
I used to lodge in a cottage in a small villiage in Gloucestershire that happened to have a Gypsy colony about 500 meters away. These scumbag bastards stole my landlords motorbike, large stone garden ornament and even a CAST IRON BATH TUB. The cunts also used to order taxis from town and get out at the cottage then skip over the back fence without paying, meaning that taxis would refuse to come out to the cottage to collect me because of the damn fooking gyppoes.
Biggest scumbag wankers to walk this earth, and that’s a fact.

Being a gypsy cunt gives me the right to steal anything unless it is nailed down.

2.gypsy1490 up, 949 down

anyone on here defending gypsies should try living near some. They break onto your property, steal your shit, start fights with everyone, try to rob you on your fuckin own property,and generally are theiving bastards who should try getting a fuckin job.And yes they are all the same, coz they’re all the same genes coz they’re inbred. By the way i’m not talking about Romany gypsies coz I don’t have anything against them, i’m talking about Irish pikies, the original scum of the earth

once we saw a gypsy by himself and robbed him at gunpoint

4.gypsy979 up, 677 down

Travellers.The lowest of the low. Subhuman creatures found everywhere in England but especially in the midlands.
Homes: Gypsys or gyppos live in disgusting camp-sites with their inbred bretheren. These places are out-of-bounds to anyone who isn’t a filthy tramp like themselves.
Appearnce: Males gypsy filth all wear cheap market checked shirts and tight blue jeans along with slip on leather shoes. Their hair is usually undercut and gelled into a vicious side parting.
If it is any sort of weather over 2 degrees centigrade they will strip topless to show off their bodies. They have cross-eyed appearances due to their genetic backgrounds: i.e their father is their grandmother.
Female gypsies are hideous, fat and ugly and always wear more than 100 gold earrings. God help us if they ever strip off.
Attitude: Male gypsies steal absolutely anything which isn’t bolted dwon and start fights with anyone who is considered a rival, theefore anyone more than semi-human.
Trnasport: Ford Transit Pickup van as a rule so they can fit all the stolen property in the back.

Look at the fucking gypsy scumbag.

7.gypsy588 up, 420 down

A person who sells goods which may include, but are not limited to, tears, shrunken peoples, Bay Watch fan books, and various other odd job items.

Did you see that Gypsy?

I sure did. She shrunk that person and then sold him with the rest of her various goods!

8.Gypsy294 up, 202 down

A cult of which the main premise is the art of thieving. The second art is just being a bunch of absolute wankers. They steal dogs for food, they shoot children in the legs and they let their dogs shit on your lawn.

Gypsy: I need money.
Man: Fuck off.
Gypsy: wtf?
Man: I had to earn it so why the fuck should you have any of it.
Gypsy: Fair Enough.

20 minutes later the Gypsy arrives with a gang of stolen dogs all of which shit promptly onto your lawn.

Man (from upstairs window): Oh for fucks sake.
Wife: What a bunch of absolute Wankers.

Man goes and gets all of the dog shit into a large disposable bag. Loads his shotgun and finds the gypsy encampment.

Man: Eat shit arseholes.

Man then force feeds the gypsies their dog shit.

Man: Fucking bunch of cunts.

11.gypsy253 up, 194 down

Forget the historical defs.

‘Gypsy’ is usually prefixed by ‘Thieving’ because that’s what nearly all of them do. They are filthy, dishonest rip-off merchants, and that’s just their children. They are NOT cool - at all! As in 11 above, they do indeed carry stolen gear in their Transit vans, that is when they’re not hauling off monoblock/garden rubbish/gas canisters to dump anywhere and blight the environment. They also shit into poly bags,which they leave scattered around their sites. The men are lazy workers (bit of any oxymoron, that!), and they travel the country in vehicles that have forged documents, and have no insurance.
They are scum, period!

Those thieving gypsies………….

12.Gypsy68 up, 43 down

The decay of Western Society.

Look at that dirty thieving gypsy

14.gypsy125 up, 92 down

filthy scum that steals babies and makes them perform for money on the side of the street. The men steal shit from civilized humans, then try to resell it. The woman steal babies then throw them at regular woman who drop their purses in order to catch the baby, the gypsy runs off with the purse. They roam the earth and wear gross, gypsy attire as they play their tambourines and dance around in a disgusting gypsy circle, Fucking Wankers.

That filthy gypsy cunt over there tried to read my palm for 5 dollars. When I said no, she kicked me in the shin and threw dog shit at me.

Billy you cant go out and play tonight, gypsies just rolled into town and we dont want you getting kidnapped and turned into gypsy filth

16.gypsy50 up, 34 down

someone that cannot afford their own equipment , hence must scab off others.

what the shit, sean you gypsy, get your own highlighters!

19.gypsy140 up, 118 down

A dirty little thief that lives in a caravan and moves from car park to car park with no aim in life whatsoever, gypsy’s (A.K.A pykey gyppo) are often chavs (the scum of the earth) as they have no money and can only afford cheap sportswear.

Gypsy’s are the descendants of hippies although gypsy’s cannot afford weed.

Gypsy’s will refuse to move off your land untill the police move them on.

A gypsy cant afford houses and don’t want to pay tax.

20.gypsy28 up, 17 down

a person persons or company that goes around stealing your customers. typically these gypsy’s can be found in the lawn cutting business. a gypsy usually has a beat old truck some beat old equipment and most importantly beat old run down low life humans. it is also believed that these gypsy’s have a secret wave to separate the gypsy community. i will be doing undercover work to find this wave out, also look out for the new gypsy rating system.

as i was driving down the road i seen a caravan of gypsy lawn cutters dragging their equipment behind them.

this mexican gypsy pirate came to cut my lawn today! u should have seen all his bling earrings he had. he asked my mom if he could rob her booty arrrggghhh and give her a pirate eye argh!!!!!!

24.gypsy11 up, 5 down

Preteen children who wander around large cities and steal from stores and have no parents to speak of. They usually travel in large packs to distract people who are being stolen from, and the sheer number of them confuses people, as they all look the same. The female gypsies have long hair and earrings bigger than their heads, and wear slutty fake designer clothes that they usually stole, although they have no developed any boobs, carry huge bags (or better yet, large strollers containing their siblings) to hide things in. The male gypsies look like they need a haircut and wear crappy old graphic tees and shorts, year-round. They walk everywhere, but if caught stealing, they somehow manage to disappear at the speed of light.

Did you just see that little gypsy? She had what looked like 8 brothers and sisters with her! They just stole our entire stock of red hair dye. WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS?!?!?!

26.Gypsy122 up, 124 down

Filthy scum that is good for absolutly nothing.
While one of them is busy trying to sell you stolen goods out of the back of his van, the others will have snuck in the back and be stealing your own stuff to sell 100 yards down the road.
Like to think that there way of life is the best, probably the main reason they like to travel around is to make it more difficult for the law to catch up with them.

Worst thing about them is, that the police can never do anything and if your stupid enough to stick up for yourself and your property then they will come back 100 times worse with even more of their scummy family.

That gypsy tried to sell me a stolen generator.. I told him we don’t need it cause we pay for our power from the Power Station cause we actually pay taxes and live in a fixed property because we’re CIVILISED.

28.gypsy35 up, 29 down

a verb meaning to jack someone’s shit

coined by the Europa ‘08 trip

Hey! Get your hand out of my bag and stop trying to gypsy my wallet!

87.Gypsy1 up, 6 down

A girl that even though no one has a direct problem with is still a slut that no one particularly enjoys having around. Usually are homie-hoppers.

“That girl Beth always has a new man she is hanging all over.”
“That’s why everyone calls her a gypsy”

72.Gypsy9 up, 22 down

A female who sucks a males testicles during intercourse

Hey bob, guess what! last night julie was like a fucking Gypsy

OR

Suck my balls you fucking Gypsy

67.Gypsy10 up, 17 down

A slut. (Gypsy s were originally travelers, going from place to place- stealing and such.) So a girl who goes from man to man, often leading on several at a time.

Most everyone knows one or more Gypsy.

59.gypsy31 up, 54 down

1. Phrase often used when someone is wronged is some way.

2. Someone who makes a habit out of mooching off other people.

1. Dude, I just got gypsied.

2. Hanna is such a fucking gypsy.

58.gypsy15 up, 21 down

a traveling hooker. also generally theives

man that dam gypsy whore flogged me bloody wallet

63.Gypsy11 up, 15 down

A girl that does something stupid or slutty

wow she is a complete Gypsy

47.gypsy21 up, 24 down

Someone who hoards money or doesn’t pay their way. Polictically correct way to call out someone for being a Jew about money.

“No gas money? Your such a gypsy.”

There are 13 pages of this, with maybe 10 or so individual accurate definitions.
This is NOT a “nice” word. This is WHY it is a SLUR.

THIS.

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