renegadeprincess: So I was minding my own business and looking at rescue ponies on my computer in the kitchen, and my stepdad walks up behind me and goes, “what are you doing?” “Looking at horses…” “Why? You’ve never going to have one again. I don’t care if the owners are willing to pay me to take the horse off their hands, you aren’t getting a horse. I don’t care if they offer to pay me...
blacksheepgoths: She’s beautiful!
ladywormstache: taylor—kathryn: weirdelle: n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th: LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. I’ve seen this three times already and laugh so hard I fall over every time. OMG I’M NEVER GOING TO UNHEAR AND UNSEE WHAT I JUST SAW WHEN I HEAR THIS SONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL LAUGH IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE WILL STARE… AND NOT ONE FUCK...
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying. We’re crying with you,...
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ebullientefflorescence: kissedmequiteinsane: devonwood: ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport...
so The “inherent” non attraction to PoC is always, always, always a product of...– bonerack (from this post)
vanillacherries: this-shits-crazy: cinematicsunr1se: flowerofautumn: flap-my-jack: datingfictionalcharacters: pernillo: continuouslyme: tahlulala: broken-still-doll: way-of-the-dragon: freecocaine: FINALLY IT’S BACK my week is set. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHAT. WHAT. WHAT What is that. I don’t know but I just laughed solidly for...
devinn-kelseyy: cutelittlething: ...
They say the Miami cannibal was on some new form...
bor0mir: Bullshit. We all know it’s the T-Virus. This has got Umbrella Corp. written all over this.
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters
Heard a "mother" today in Barne's and Noble say...
What if everything you posted on Tumblr appeared...
goodbyeneverland: starkid-nerdfighter: I’m waiting. ….Yes, I want this hot man in my bed ^^^
Anonymous asked: Do You Enjoy Sex With Kangaroos?
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
wugs: justremovethearrow: goodmessagepussy: I’m going to say this once and only once. Not everything needs to be dubstep. ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT “not everything needs to be-“ . WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB oh my god
First Step to Potty Training Has Been Completed!!!
My son peed in his little throne. =) And he seemed surprised when it started playing music….
……………Like if you read that like Mortal Kombat DADA DADA DADA DADADADA DADA DADA DADA DADADADA DADA DADA DADA DADADADA DA DA DADADA! WOO!