June 2012
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purplesmom:
The most valuable piece of advice in regards to parenting that I have ever received is to take a minute or two to collect myself. When the baby is crying, and seems inconsolable, and if you are feeling at your wits end, put the baby in it’s crib and walk away.
And breathe.
When I was pregnant, and unaware of how stressful dealing with a newborn can be, or a child at any age for...
I wish learning skills was as easy as in The Sims
sageoflogic:
xibalbadance:
sageoflogic:
Burn toast 8 times. Can now make pasta.
Read book for 10 hours straight. Can now fix car.
Run on treadmill for 8 hours before becoming fatigued and can now join soccer team.
Play guitar for three days. Master.
I wish learning skills was as easy as in The Sims
sageoflogic:
Burn toast 8 times. Can now make pasta.
Read book for 10 hours straight. Can now fix car.
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NO MORE ROOM FOR CATS IN FAIRFAX CO. ANIMAL...
bigtimebellydance:
Hey all. This doesn’t deal w/bellydance, but this is an issue -tremendously- dear to my heart, so I’m spreading the word, here. I know some of you out there are in my hometown locale, and this is important information that literally could save innocent lives.
To those of you in NoVA, DC & MD (or heck, even in areas thereabouts), if you know -anyone- even...
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23,...
dragonsplash:
wanderrlost:
“… to hang out more. I need to STOP WORRYING!” -The journal I had to keep for Mindful Living this past semester.
“It’s a heartbreaking tale!”
-Cold Magic by Kate Elliot.
I’ve been keeping it on my bed. But haven’t gotten to it yet. Working on Game of Thrones first.
“Graphology is the study of all graphic movement; it is not simply “handwriting...
averagefuture:
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
renegadeprincess:
So I was minding my own business and looking at rescue ponies on my computer in the kitchen,
and my stepdad walks up behind me and goes, “what are you doing?”
“Looking at horses…”
“Why? You’ve never going to have one again. I don’t care if the owners are willing to pay me to take the horse off their hands, you aren’t getting a horse. I don’t care if they offer to pay me...
May 2012
blacksheepgoths:
She’s beautiful!
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ladywormstache:
taylor—kathryn:
weirdelle:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I’ve seen this three times already and laugh so hard I fall over every time.
OMG I’M NEVER GOING TO UNHEAR AND UNSEE WHAT I JUST SAW WHEN I HEAR THIS SONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL LAUGH IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE WILL STARE… AND NOT ONE FUCK...
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
We’re crying with you,...
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ebullientefflorescence: kissedmequiteinsane: devonwood: ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport...
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so The “inherent” non attraction to PoC is always, always, always a product of...
– bonerack (from this post)
vanillacherries:
this-shits-crazy:
cinematicsunr1se:
flowerofautumn:
flap-my-jack:
datingfictionalcharacters:
pernillo:
continuouslyme:
tahlulala:
broken-still-doll:
way-of-the-dragon:
freecocaine:
FINALLY
IT’S BACK
my week is set.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT
What is that. I don’t know but I just laughed solidly for...
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They say the Miami cannibal was on some new form...
bor0mir:
Bullshit. We all know it’s the T-Virus. This has got Umbrella Corp. written all over this.
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters
Heard a "mother" today in Barne's and Noble say...
What if everything you posted on Tumblr appeared...
goodbyeneverland:
starkid-nerdfighter:
I’m waiting.
….Yes, I want this hot man in my bed ^^^
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Anonymous asked: Do You Enjoy Sex With Kangaroos?
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...