Mom to two boys
25 as of 2014
I blog stupid stuff, funny stuff, cute stuff, dragons, cats, neat stuff, things that make me think, and social justice
Bitch Mode Activated is a collection of weirdos from OkCupid. I like to mess with people.
Series 4: Jim & Pam
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.
School and Tumblr photoset
I love my skin!
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
fun date idea: pay for my tattoo
"What? The litter box is full…"
hugh jackman? more like hugh jackDAMN am i right ladies
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone