Mom to two boys
25 as of 2014
I blog stupid stuff, funny stuff, cute stuff, dragons, cats, neat stuff, things that make me think, and social justice
Bitch Mode Activated is a collection of weirdos from OkCupid. I like to mess with people.
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - The Dark Knight (2008)
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.
remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
the grotesqueries of the romantic condition (you only loved her because she fed you), 2014
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid